1 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,402 In the Steven Spielberg movie "ET", 2 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,989 why is the alien brown? 3 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,406 No reason. 4 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,028 In "Love Story", 5 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:50,001 why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other? 6 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,960 No reason. 7 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,751 In Oliver Stone's "JFK", 8 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:59,047 why is the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger? 9 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,887 No reason. 10 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,679 In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre" by Tobe Hooper, 11 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,644 why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom 12 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,855 or wash their hands, like people do in real life? 13 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,437 Absolutely no reason. 14 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:18,688 Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski, 15 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:22,533 how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum 16 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,369 when he plays the piano so well? 17 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,784 Once again, the answer is no reason. 18 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,910 I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless. 19 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,662 You probably never gave it a thought. 20 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:38,917 But all great films, without exception, 21 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,716 contain an important element of n0 reason. 22 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,885 And you know why? 23 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:50,682 Because life itself is filled with no reason. 24 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:55,103 Why can't we see the air all around us? No reason. 25 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:59,103 Why are we always thinking? No reason. 26 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,483 Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages? 27 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,279 No fucking reason. 28 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,910 Come on. Don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go. 29 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,408 Just a minute. Let me finish. 30 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,379 Ladies. Gentlemen. 31 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:22,877 The film you are about to see today is an homage to the no reason, 32 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:27,969 that most powerful element of style. 33 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,633 Why did they destroy all those chairs? 34 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,428 - We could have sat on those. - Yeah, itts a pity. 35 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,144 - Quiet, please. - Thank you. 36 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:17,856 OK, everybody turn around. 37 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,692 Good. Enjoy. 38 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,910 Excuse me. Is it going to be in col0ur or in black and white? 39 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,022 It's already boring. 40 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,359 Don't be so negative. It's just the beginning. Itts gonna pick up. 41 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,694 Just be patient. 42 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,114 Hope it's not some old silent film. 43 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,159 - I can't hear a thing. - Yes, you can. 44 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,000 You can hear the wind a little if you listen. 45 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,244 Somebody see something? 46 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:24,965 I see a dump. There, straight ahead. 47 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,912 Amazing. He just blew up a bottle without even touching it. 48 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,874 - Really? Let me see. - Thatts odd. 49 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,744 Looks like he has telepathic powers. 50 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,215 - You mean psychokinetic? - I don't care about the right word. 51 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,880 I just think he blew up the bottle with his mind. 52 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,673 It's most likely, yes. 53 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,047 That's awesome. I'm starting to like it. 54 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,847 I think the kid is right. Psychokinetic powers. 55 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:59,141 Excuse me, but do you have to comment everything aloud? 56 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:03,187 We are not commenting, we are trying to understand. 57 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,482 - What do you think of it? - Nothing. 58 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:12,026 You know you're not allowed to film the film. Itts forbidden by law. 59 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,367 - It is? - They'll put you in jail for that. 60 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,366 In jail? Are you kidding me? 61 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:23,587 Yeah, she's right. It's piracy. I'd be careful if I were you. 62 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:27,048 Well, my wife couldn't come. I was just gonna show her. 63 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,508 Yeah, it's piracy anyway. 64 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:34,507 Oh. Thanks. I'll know for the future. Thanks. 65 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,319 Come on! Starting again. 66 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,356 Wake up! 67 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,610 Let's go! Let's go. 68 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:26,329 - Come on, up. - Oh, Jesus. I hardly slept a wink. 69 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:30,166 - These fucking insects, man. - I was really cold myself. 70 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,457 Quiet! Wake up! 71 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,753 Excuse me! Would it be possible to have some coffee and some toast? 72 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,769 Dad, I'm hungry. 73 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,148 Dad? Dad? 74 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,444 - Where is he? - Straight ahead. 75 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,040 - He just woke up. - Oh, thanks. 76 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,956 Anyone got any food? 77 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,977 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-ba-dah 78 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,693 ♪ Ba-ba-dah-dah, ba-ba-dah-dah 79 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,358 ♪ I just don't want to be lonely 80 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:40,672 ♪ I don't mind when you say that you're going away 81 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,464 ♪ I just don't want to be lonely 82 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:53,932 ♪ And I don't care if you share only moments a day 83 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:58,398 ♪ I just don't want to be lonely, just don't want to be lonely 84 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:02,190 ♪ I'd rather be loved and needed 85 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:07,862 ♪ Depended on to give a love I can't give... 86 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:18,793 ♪ I just don't want to be lonely, just don't want to be... 87 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,583 ♪ I don't mind when the time... 88 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,175 ♪ ...needed 89 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:13,595 ♪ Depended on to give a love I can't give 90 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:19,267 ♪ When you're gone... ♪ 91 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,579 92 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,382 Oh, my God. 93 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,818 - Not bad at all! - What? Let me see. 94 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:47,117 This is the first time in my life I identified with a tyre. 95 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,366 Stop, Dad. Give me that. 96 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,664 Her ass is not that great, but I understand. 97 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:56,460 You are hard to please. It is fine with me. 98 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,550 Her ass isn't that great, but she has quite a rack on her. 99 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,340 - Is the tyre gonna get laid? - I'd like to see that. 100 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,681 - What position do you think? - She'll start with a good blow job. 101 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,299 Oh, yeah! 102 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:11,304 Jeez! Are you gonna shut up sometime and let us watch in peace? 103 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,933 - Can't you take a little joke? - Yeah, there's plenty of space. 104 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,480 Go somewhere else if we're bothering you. 105 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,150 You should move if you want to laugh so loud. 106 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,148 Why don't you do like that cripple? 107 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:25,402 Put on your Walkman, listen to music and then we won't bother you. 108 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,120 OK, it's not a Walkman. It's a medical gizmo. 109 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:30,956 Come on, let's just forget it. 110 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,496 Brats. 111 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,587 Huh! Bye, brats. 112 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:59,815 ♪ I don't need anyone... ♪ 113 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,988 Mum, I'm spending the night in a motel. 114 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:15,709 I just don't want to drive any more. See you tom0rrow. Love you. Bye. 115 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:34,057 'Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 116 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,271 'One, two, three, four, 117 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,767 'five, six, seven, eight. 118 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:43,317 'That was one side. Step just to the 0pposite side of the block.' 119 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:47,992 - Anything interesting? - He just switched a channel. 120 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,658 OK, well, wake us up if we miss anything major. 121 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,373 Good night, everybody. 122 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,493 How long before humans start eating each other out of hunger? 123 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,415 Don't talk crap. Just sleep. 124 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:03,382 Are you real slugs just gonna let us starve without doing a thing? 125 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,548 - I found a blown-up rabbit. - Eugh! Thatts so gross! 126 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,220 - Rabbit's OK to eat, right? - Idiot. Can't you see it's fake? 127 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:13,235 Yes. Oh! Yes, master. 128 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,740 Er... 129 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,832 Very well, master. 130 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,543 Yes, I er... Certainly. 131 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:25,331 I understand perfectly. 132 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,380 I... I'm gonna do it tomorrow morning without fail. 133 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:32,551 First thing in the morning. You can count on me. 134 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:35,549 Salutations, master. 135 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,571 All right. 136 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,609 Good morning. 137 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,695 - Can I clean your room? - Yeah. 138 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,113 Why not? 139 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,064 Food! 140 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,534 Tastes good. 141 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,251 Ah, food! 142 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,336 Wow! 143 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:31,048 - Aah! - Get the fuck... 144 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,759 - Guys, guys, guys! - Come on! 145 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,276 Animals. 146 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,733 Anybody there? 147 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:39,403 Excuse me? Do you want me to come back later? 148 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,170 Fucking weirdos. 149 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,590 I just saw a live tyre. 150 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,639 You got nothing better to do than talk rubbish? 151 00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:51,014 Look, I swear, it's true. 152 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,732 Look, he locked himself in room 16. 153 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:59,105 - Ain't you got homework to do? - I'm on holidays. 154 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:03,529 And you don't know what to do with yourself. Well, you're bugging me. 155 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:06,620 - You don't believe me. - Will you shut up? 156 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:12,209 Look, here. Get on your bike and go get me a pizza, all right? 157 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,578 That'll give you ten minutes to kill. 158 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,590 You go and have a look in room 16 now. Please. 159 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,676 Will you get on your bike and get me a pizza? 160 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:24,172 Cut this bullshit out. 161 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,139 Do it! 162 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:30,144 And don't forget the double toppings! 163 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,391 Whoa! 164 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:54,241 Here's your double topping, dickhead. 165 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,038 Isn't a tyre supposed to float? 166 00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:47,962 An inner tube, yes. Not a tyre. 167 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:51,462 Really? I would have bet just the opposite. 168 00:39:56,561 --> 00:40:00,054 - You feeling any better, son? - No. 169 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:04,228 It's burning. Daddy, I beg you, call a doctor. 170 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,772 Come on. You probably just ate too fast. 171 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:10,899 It's gonna be all right. Don't worry. We all ate too fast. 172 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:15,868 It's hurting bad, I tell you! 173 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,204 Anybody know anything about medicine? 174 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:22,201 No, sorry. Would you happen to know anything about physics? 175 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,704 Would a tyre sink or float? 176 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:27,297 It would sink. We just saw it a minute ago. 177 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,586 Hey, what's going on? 178 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:41,682 - Oh, damn it to hell! - Oh, help me! 179 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:45,227 - What is happening to us? - They poisoned you. 180 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,103 - The turkey was a trap. - A trap? 181 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:53,277 Motherfuck! Can somebody treat the audience? 182 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:56,447 Don't worry, ma'am. They're not gonna get away with it. 183 00:40:56,579 --> 00:41:00,573 I'm still here and I want my show. 184 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,201 'Yes, sir, I want my show.' 185 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,695 Anybody there? 186 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,830 Tyre? 187 00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:36,630 - Why don't you go look at the pool? - Sure. 188 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,300 He's right here. 189 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:46,177 This tyre's alive. 190 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:49,306 - The tyre story again? - Doesn't I00k very alive to me. 191 00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:54,152 Look, I saw this tyre get into r00m 16. He locked himself in. 192 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,864 OK, you know what? I've heard enough rubbish for the day. 193 00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:01,701 Get that dirty tyre out of the pool or I'm gonna get really mad. 194 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:06,995 - Sorry, Lieutenant. - Not a problem. 195 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,959 So, tell me. 196 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:13,547 Don't you find it strange we can't see the air around us? 197 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:18,635 Why do you say that? 198 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,221 Just like that. 199 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,431 No reason. 200 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,479 OK, kid, listen to me. Nothing to worry about. 201 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,397 It's just a perfectly ordinary tyre. 202 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:39,319 - Yeah, you see it's not moving. - Well, maybe it drowned. 203 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:43,114 Stop it. You are putting me to shame in front of a police officer. 204 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:46,784 - Don't be rough. There's no need. - You know, someone died here, OK? 205 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:49,749 - We don't joke about that. - Now, that is true. 206 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:53,666 I'm not joking. I am sure that this tyre killed Martina. 207 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:57,257 That is enough. I don't want to see you any more, OK? 208 00:43:57,385 --> 00:44:01,470 We will settle this tonight. Scram. You are getting on my nerves. Go. 209 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,600 - You're a little jumpy. - Not usually. 210 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,809 Take your fucking tyre with you! 211 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,110 Sorry. 212 00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:19,730 Can I ask you some questions for the investigation? 213 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:21,231 Sure, go ahead. 214 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,859 How was your relationship with Martina? 215 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:27,158 Er... we got along fine. You know, employer, employee. 216 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:30,954 - You were satisfied with her work? - Yeah. 217 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:34,419 Nothing in particular you'd mention about her behaviour or... 218 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,458 No. 219 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,920 Ah! Very good. 220 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:43,511 It's been six hours. The poison has had time to take effect. We can stop. 221 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:46,802 - Er... the poison? - Yes, we poisoned the spectators. 222 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,847 You can go home now, Mr Hughes. We don't need you any more. 223 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:52,687 - Thank you very much. - I don't understand. 224 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,307 It's been a pleasure working with you. 225 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,718 Everybody! Listen. 226 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,135 I have something important to announce. 227 00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,352 Pay attention, please. 228 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,604 OK. 229 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:47,868 You can all relax. It's over. We're stopping now. 230 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:51,954 Thanks, and... congratulations to all. 231 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,040 Great job. 232 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:57,160 What do you mean, Chad? 233 00:45:57,296 --> 00:46:01,164 I mean what I just said. It's over. You can all go home to your families. 234 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:04,088 It's been a pleasure working with you. 235 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:07,258 - You out of your mind? - Why do you want us to go home? 236 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:13,643 Come on, stop acting like this is real life. 237 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:18,561 I'm telling you we're done. There's n0 one watching any more, OK? 238 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,730 No use going on. 239 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,146 Stop. 240 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:26,148 Finished. We're packing in. 241 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:31,620 But this is real life, Chad. We have a dead body over here. 242 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:34,830 No. Come on. 243 00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:37,246 It's not real life. Look at you. 244 00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:39,619 You have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm. 245 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,176 So? 246 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:55,180 OK, I'm gonna show you something. Denise, take your gun. 247 00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:01,934 - Why? - Take it, I tell you! It's an order! 248 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:10,488 - Now point it at me and shoot. - No way. 249 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:13,077 Doug, you do it. 250 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,291 Don't think. Just sh00t. 251 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:28,923 Oh, my God! 252 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:33,052 You see? 253 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,801 I don't feel a thing. 254 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:38,428 No pain whatsoever. 255 00:47:39,482 --> 00:47:41,723 It's not real. 256 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,691 You understand? 257 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,356 Everything is fake. 258 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,610 Shoot again. 259 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,576 Now do you believe me? 260 00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:02,494 This situation is not real. 261 00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,089 Go home. 262 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:10,006 It's all over. Thanks. 263 00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:15,473 What about the cleaning lady? She's really dead? 264 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:18,468 Open the bag. You might be surprised. 265 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:32,111 - It's a regular corpse. - Give her a good slap. You'll see. 266 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:35,656 Stop your bullshit. She's got no head. 267 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:38,029 It's not funny. 268 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,497 Shake her up. 269 00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:47,080 So? Nothing happened. 270 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,878 She's dead. The body's cold. 271 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:56,339 How cold? 272 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:04,647 One of the spectators didn't eat the turkey. 273 00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:10,654 He's alive and watching as we speak. 274 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,318 Damn. 275 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:17,160 - You sure this is true? - Positive. 276 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,279 You have to go on. 277 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,699 All right. 278 00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,003 OK. 279 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:38,427 Excuse me, please. 280 00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,846 I made a little mistake. 281 00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,353 Forget everything I just said. 282 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:04,540 I'm sorry. 283 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:07,376 I got a little ahead of myself. 284 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:12,086 We're not quite done. How was your relationship with Martina? 285 00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:15,836 - You're bleeding, Lieutenant. - Don't mind that. It's nothing. 286 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:18,463 Let's proceed. Answer my question. 287 00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:21,842 Er... well, like I said, we got along fine. 288 00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:25,595 - Employee, employer kind of thing. - You were happy with her work? 289 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:27,597 Er... like I said before, yeah. 290 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:30,725 Nothing in particular you'd mention? 291 00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:33,228 No. 292 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:36,982 Were you in contact with her family? 293 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:41,702 I met her brother once. He was... he was rather obese. 294 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:43,412 We really didn't talk. 295 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:49,583 OK. Do you know if Martina was on good terms with her obese brother? 296 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,124 Er... maybe. 297 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:58,883 Do you think the obese brother could be directly or indirectly involved 298 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,301 with Martina's death? 299 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:07,352 Mr Hughes? 300 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:35,040 Oh, God. The kid was right. 301 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,542 The killer is a tyre. 302 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:17,730 You killed Martina. 303 00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:24,991 And you're gonna be in trouble with the police. 304 00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:28,949 You know what the police are? 305 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,536 Do you talk? I mean talk. 306 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:37,458 Um... me human boy. 307 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,214 Hey! Answer me! 308 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:09,447 This is what our killer looks like. 309 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:12,447 - A tyre? - Exactly. 310 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:18,794 I'll give you an hour to find him. He can't have gotten far. 311 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,084 If you have any questions, it's now or never. 312 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:29,217 What brand of tyre? 313 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,636 We don't know yet. 314 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,927 Probably brand less. 315 00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,805 - Is it worn? - Yes. 316 00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:44,528 Is it black? 317 00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:48,866 Hey, guys. I just saw him. 318 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,281 He escaped on the road, that way. 319 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:24,018 So. 320 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:27,146 What might you fancy? 321 00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:31,697 Farm chicken, home-made potatoes mashed with olive oil 322 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:35,117 and mushroom fricassee. 323 00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:39,538 - That'll be fine, thank you. - Wait till you see the rest. 324 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:44,210 It's er... tuna tartare on a bed of artichoke, 325 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:48,050 with violet-flavoured white asparagus. 326 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,761 - It's tempting, isn't it? - Look, I'm not hungry. 327 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:52,926 So just forget it. 328 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,391 Dessert, perhaps? 329 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:08,775 Oh. Chocolate ėclairs. That's... ooh, lovely. 330 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:12,320 - How... What did... - Hey, hey. 331 00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:14,910 I'm telling you I'm not hungry. 332 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:19,498 All right? Now, you're wasting my time. Just go away. 333 00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:24,211 Come on, you got to eat something. 334 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,544 It's unhealthy. 335 00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:31,840 You can't go on like this. You cantt. You... 336 00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:35,181 Have a yogurt at least. Just do that for me, hm? 337 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:38,097 I just want to watch the end in peace. 338 00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:43,606 Oh, wait all you want, 'cause there's no end. 339 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:46,852 Fine. I'll watch it anyway, all right? I like it. 340 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:53,407 - What's happening? - What's happening? 341 00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:56,653 He's rolling. 342 00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:58,995 The cops are chasing him. 343 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,741 It's a pretty exciting scene. 344 00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:05,745 That so? Where? I can't see. 345 00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:08,373 Right there, right straight ahead. 346 00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:12,752 - Where? - Here, go on. 347 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:20,695 Then one day my father wanted to do something nice for us 348 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:24,165 and he took us on a vacation to the mountain, 349 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:31,085 but since we had no money he er... couldn't take us skiing. 350 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:33,548 So, along with my brother, 351 00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:37,966 we started going on these... these walks in the snow. 352 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:40,305 We didn't even have shoes. 353 00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:42,926 That's funny. 354 00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:50,767 Anyway, then my brother... 355 00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:56,693 he's showing off on a rock and he slips, falls into a crack. 356 00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:59,237 Dumb accident. 357 00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:02,532 Hm. Sure you don't want to try an ėclair? They're amazing. 358 00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,530 I'm fine, thanks. 359 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:10,002 Where was I? Oh, yeah, OK. 360 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:14,124 So, my brother falls into a crack. 361 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:19,629 And I don't know why, but instead of going for help, 362 00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:26,057 I take this um... enormous rock and I smash him into the face with it. 363 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:32,228 And... and that's when he stops screaming. 364 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:39,110 Mm. Damn. 365 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:42,029 Do you have something for a stomach ache? 366 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,278 I think I ate too fast. Mm. 367 00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,870 Ouch. 368 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:48,206 Oh! Oh, holy shit! 369 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:50,747 Aah! God! 370 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:58,460 Oh! Oh, shit! Oh! That stuff was supposed to be for you to eat! 371 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,756 Oh! Oh, God! 372 01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:05,974 It burns! 373 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:08,765 I'm gonna die! 374 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:16,101 Help me! 375 01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:24,325 Help me! Oh, God! Please! 376 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,661 Please! 377 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:31,037 Oh, God! It burns! 378 01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:36,751 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 379 01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:40,634 Help me. 380 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,805 Help me, please! Help me! Aah! 381 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:47,015 Aah! 382 01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:12,637 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 383 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,453 - You can't do that. - Really? 384 01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:44,123 You can if you've won, but it's against the rules. 385 01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:48,590 So, what? Can I or can't I? 386 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,427 'Unit 4 to Central? 387 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:56,469 'Do you receive? We located the tyre. 388 01:04:58,436 --> 01:05:00,427 'Do you receive? 389 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:06,309 'I repeat, we located the tyre inside a house. You're on.' 390 01:05:06,444 --> 01:05:11,029 We receive you, Unit 4. What do you mean by located? 391 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:15,242 'We just saw him. He's in a house on Bellyball Road watching TV. 392 01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:17,532 'What should we do?' 393 01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:19,871 Stay put. We're on our way. 394 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,341 - You all right? - Yeah. 395 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:15,882 We're gonna nick him. 396 01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:20,929 The door just opened. He's coming. 397 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,768 All right, go ahead. Read. 398 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:26,685 Come... closer. 399 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:31,147 'Come on, closer. I was expecting you.' 400 01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:34,484 Come on, come here. 401 01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:36,072 Articulate. 402 01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:38,863 'Come on. Come here.' 403 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:43,530 Come here and kill me, you son of a bitch. 404 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,828 Come closer and kill me, you little jerk. 405 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:50,204 - Stick to the text. Go on. - Son of a bitch. 406 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,331 'Come on. 407 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:54,504 'Closer.' 408 01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:57,594 - That's g00d. He's biting. - Go on. 409 01:06:59,641 --> 01:07:02,884 Come on. You know I've been very naughty. 410 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:07,684 You have to punish me. Come. Come punish me. 411 01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:10,557 Who wrote this garbage? 412 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:13,025 Don't worry about that. Go on. 413 01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:18,110 'You like me. You think I'm sexy?' 414 01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:21,281 Come on. Be a good boy. 415 01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:24,029 Blow my head off, you big slu... 416 01:07:24,165 --> 01:07:28,329 Sorry, I can't read that. It's too awful. 417 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:32,045 Get out of the way. You're gonna ruin everything. 418 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:46,559 'Blow my head off, you big slut. You hear me?' 419 01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:50,306 I... I have a very... 420 01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:52,603 I have been a very naughty girl. 421 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,692 I need a good... 422 01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,277 thrashing. 423 01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:59,649 Come on. Now. Go ahead. 424 01:07:59,784 --> 01:08:02,742 'Kill me. Go on.' 425 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:06,079 I want to die. Do it. 426 01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:09,541 He suspects something. We should have stayed with the woman's voice. 427 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,331 Shit. Take back the mic. 428 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:18,750 Come on. Go ahead, go ahead. Come on. 429 01:08:18,886 --> 01:08:21,253 - Where are we? - I don't know. It doesn't matter. 430 01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:23,721 Improvise, quick. 431 01:08:25,393 --> 01:08:29,227 Hey, blow my head off. What are you waiting for? 432 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:31,266 That's very good. Go on. 433 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:34,187 Come on! I'm ready. Now! 434 01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:46,828 Excuse me. Er... I hate to bother you. 435 01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:52,326 But the... the way I look at it, this scene makes no sense at all. 436 01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:55,625 Not that it was great to begin with, but at least I understood it. 437 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:59,091 Now it's just... it's totally confusing. 438 01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:01,960 That's why I took the trouble to come all this way. 439 01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:05,134 What do you mean? What don't you understand? 440 01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:08,258 What don't I understand is the bit with the dummy. 441 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:12,638 It doesn't make sense. I mean, what's the point? What's the purpose? 442 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:16,893 Well, can't you see it's a lure? There's nothing confusing. 443 01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:20,191 Yeah, I get the lure, OK? I'm not stupid. Yeah? 444 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:23,315 What I don't get is why it takes so many hours. 445 01:09:23,451 --> 01:09:26,068 Why don't you just ice the bloody tyre? 446 01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:32,037 Now that he's standing in front of the dummy, you get a bazooka. 447 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,954 Even better... No, no, listen. 448 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:38,877 Even better, you get... you get one of your guys with a flame-thrower, huh? 449 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:43,423 Just bwooff! You got to do something. I mean, do something, anything. 450 01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:47,138 No, no, the idea was for him to blow up the dummy himself 451 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,631 and set off the dynamite. 452 01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:52,602 That way he'll pop himself off himself, so to speak. 453 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:54,346 That's brilliant. 454 01:09:54,482 --> 01:09:57,144 What I'm asking is speed up the action, that's all. 455 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,358 You know, boom, boom. Huh? 456 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:03,697 Yeah, but then we wouldn't be here if you'd eaten the damn turkey. 457 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:06,533 That's true enough, but er... 458 01:10:06,661 --> 01:10:08,368 Listen. 459 01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:10,453 I'm glad you told us. 460 01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:13,448 We'll try to speed things up now. 461 01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:15,825 You can go back to your place. 462 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:18,044 Thank you. 463 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:21,790 Thanks. 464 01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:24,759 Asshole. 465 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:27,595 - Who was that guy? - Come on, let's get on with it. 466 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:31,308 I'm exhausted. Read the last sentence there. 467 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,766 You're nothing but a rubber shit. 468 01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:37,559 Once again. 469 01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:41,276 - You're nothing but a rubber shit. - Again. 470 01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:44,522 'You're nothing but a rubber shit.' 471 01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:06,084 Damn. It didn't work. 472 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:26,358 Hey. May I ask what you intend to do? 473 01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:29,483 I'm gonna blow away that rubber shit myself. 474 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:30,905 No, you can't do that. 475 01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:34,572 What about the dummy blow-up? 476 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,698 You promised, man! 477 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,793 The end. Bye. 478 01:11:49,889 --> 01:11:53,632 That's it, huh? That's all you got? 479 01:11:54,685 --> 01:11:57,598 You can't stop here, man. 480 01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:01,314 Come on! What kind of racket are you running? 481 01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:07,316 Hey, wait! 482 01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:11,442 It's not the end! He's been reincarnated as a tricycle! 483 01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:13,659 Come on! 484 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:16,905 No, wait, wait, wait. 485 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:21,452 I'm not a character. I'm just watching. 486 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:24,788 You just stay there. 487 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:27,382 Just stay put. 488 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:30,002 No, stay put. Good. 489 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:34,745 'That was one side. 490 01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:36,868 'Step just to the opposite side of the block. 491 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:39,666 'You're gonna step up with the right, kick with the left. 492 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:42,506 'Step down with the left, touching back down with your right. 493 01:18:42,635 --> 01:18:44,501 'Up with the right, kicking with the left. 494 01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:46,844 'Down with the left. Together with the right. 495 01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:51,182 'So, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 496 01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:55,053 'One, tw0, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.' 497 01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:28,837 ♪ Yeah, it's good for the soul 498 01:19:28,973 --> 01:19:32,432 ♪ Yeah, it's good for the soul 499 01:19:32,559 --> 01:19:35,893 ♪ Yeah, it's good for the soul 500 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:39,184 ♪ Yeah, it's good for the soul... ♪ 501 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:59,951 In the Steven Spielberg movie "ET", 502 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,788 why is the alien brown? 503 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:08,209 No reason. 504 01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:09,881 In "Love Story", 505 01:20:10,014 --> 01:20:14,224 why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other? 506 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:16,308 No reason. 507 01:20:16,437 --> 01:20:18,929 In Oliver Stone's "JFK", 508 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:23,934 why is the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger? 509 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,436 No reason. 510 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:30,315 In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre" by Tobe Hooper, 511 01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:33,489 why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom 512 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:37,409 or wash their hands, like people do in real life? 513 01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:39,248 Absolutely no reason. 514 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:43,665 Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski, 515 01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:47,381 how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum 516 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:50,171 when he plays the piano so well? 517 01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:54,093 Once again, the answer is no reason. 518 01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:57,842 I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless. 519 01:20:57,978 --> 01:21:00,845 You probably never gave it a momentts thought. 520 01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:03,473 But all great films, without exception, 521 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:07,944 contain an important element of n0 reason. 522 01:21:08,072 --> 01:21:10,188 And you know why? 523 01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:15,865 Because life itself is made up of tons of no reason. 524 01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:19,739 Why can't we see the air all around us? No reason. 525 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:24,164 Why are we always thinking? No reason. 526 01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:28,756 Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages? 527 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,670 No fucking reason. 528 01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:35,137 Come on. Don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go. 529 01:21:35,265 --> 01:21:37,597 Just a minute. Let me finish.